MARRIED FOR A NIGHT
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MARRIED FOR A NIGHT
MARRIED FOR A NIGHT
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied.
"Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied.
"Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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RE: MARRIED FOR A NIGHT
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[/align][align=center]GOOD ONE RJ [/align]
ORIGINAL: wiz kidd
the best is the last line...lol
after a moment of silence......he farted!!!!! lmao!!
the best is the last line...lol
after a moment of silence......he farted!!!!! lmao!!
Presented to RJ
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