MARRIED FOR A NIGHT


A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied.

"Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

LMAO!!!!!!! oh that was a good one

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!! man is that ever the truth LOL

 

the best is the last line...lol

after a moment of silence......he farted!!!!! lmao!!

 

[align=center] [/align][align=center]GOOD ONE RJ [/align]

 

Thanks Space.

I reallymust say, this is the first time I'be ever got an award of this...... level?

 

Too good.

 

Hey RJ, all I can say is Deb is one LUCKY girl

great joke man all to true

DINO

 

the best part of it is the last line


After a moment of silence, he farted.


lmao!!

 

I told this joke to a few guys I work with. They thought it was classic.