joke!!!!!!!
#1
10-06-2008, 01:00 PM
joke!!!!!!!
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game.
The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politelydeclines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you aquestion, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you askme one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.
This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet,agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from theearth to the moon?'
The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out afive-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hillwith three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air Phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sendse-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up theRedneck and hands him $500.
The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the redneckup and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comesdown with four?'
The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back tosleep.
The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game.
The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politelydeclines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you aquestion, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you askme one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.
This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet,agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from theearth to the moon?'
The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out afive-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hillwith three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air Phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sendse-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up theRedneck and hands him $500.
The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the redneckup and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comesdown with four?'
The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back tosleep.
#5
10-06-2008, 02:45 PM
RE: joke!!!!!!!
it gave me a good laugh... sent in an email from a family member.
we should keep a whole bunch of jokes going on this. it would be cool to have a joke thread. give you a joke of the day or something at school or work.
we should keep a whole bunch of jokes going on this. it would be cool to have a joke thread. give you a joke of the day or something at school or work.
#6
10-06-2008, 04:37 PM
RE: joke!!!!!!!
Good one! 
(say in Jeff Foxworthy accent
If yer wallet has 25 pitchers of your Monte Carlo and only 2 of yer grandkids, you just might be a
monte-a-holic
(say in Jeff Foxworthy accent
If yer wallet has 25 pitchers of your Monte Carlo and only 2 of yer grandkids, you just might be amonte-a-holic
#8
10-06-2008, 06:01 PM
RE: joke!!!!!!!
i think it might be: (say in Jeff Foxworthy accent If yer wallet has 25 pitchers of your Monte Carlo and only 2 of yer grandkids, you just might be a
REDNECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
If yer wallet has 25 pitchers of your Monte Carlo and only 2 of yer grandkids, you just might be a REDNECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
#10
10-06-2008, 08:29 PM
RE: joke!!!!!!!
You know you are a racer if you carry time slips in your wallet instead of pictures of your family (3 time slips, 1 picture of my 2 nieces)