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Old Sep 3, 2012 | 07:13 PM
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Wow this thread makes me feel dirty...Like i need a shower. You guys and gals are crazy. I'm not sure what type of girl my car is but I know its a girl because ive heard it whine several times.
 
Old Sep 3, 2012 | 07:15 PM
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Old Sep 3, 2012 | 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Taz
Crap. This is one of the few times it sucks to own one of the nascar driver editions. Can I at least say it's Dale Jr's girlfriend? She's hot.
They're a little less nascar without all the numbers, glad the last owner stripped them all the stickers are a bit much.


I see my monte as this woman...
 
Old Sep 3, 2012 | 08:49 PM
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I think of my 300c as a girl like this, hott & sexy yet will kick your *** if your not careful lol

 
Old Sep 3, 2012 | 08:49 PM
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All of my cars are males - my Monte is a cool Jazz Player kinda like him
 
Old Sep 3, 2012 | 08:55 PM
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So "M" is for Monte in this case?
 
Old Sep 3, 2012 | 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Cowboy6622
So "M" is for Monte in this case?
Yep - sure is
 
Old Sep 4, 2012 | 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Cowboy6622
Most men will think of their cars as women, btw, because most men have issues climbing inside a man and turning him on and making his wheels go round and round.....



Good Point duane!
 
Old Sep 4, 2012 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by AwesomeSS
Yep - sure is
Im so relieved that he didnt say: M is for MOM !!!
 
Old Sep 4, 2012 | 06:36 PM
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Nothing like a Monte Thats well dressed.....

Kinda like you can dress them up....But you cant take them anywhere.

Its definately a women: It takes HOURS to get them dressed up for the evening.

Your willing to spend any amount of money to get somewhere with her....
Once you arrive...You find that maybe this time youll impress, Have a great time. and when the nights over...You definitely know when its time to get her bed.....Hence: haveing your way with her! Meaning once again you get her home safe and sound and tuck her in for the night!...with no regrets or missed oppurtunitys
Til the next time you get to take her out!

And get that feeling that shes the hottest thing around "again".
 

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