Cut me off I'd be a billionaire
At work threw the F bomb cause they pucked*** up something at work I'd be a billionaire.
My wife complained about me being out of the house even though I'm working I'd be a billionaire.
Every time my kids say they miss me I'd be broke, thankfully my kids havnt realized I'm usually out of the house 18-20 hours of the day and I'm glad they havnt said they miss me cause once they do I'm quitting my current job and going somewhere else where they pay much more for an 8 hour work day.
Said they love their job (sarcastically) I'd be a millionaire.

Let your aggression out here guys, I'm sure I'm not the only one!!

 

If I had a nickel for every time my Monte threw out an evap code I'd be a millionaire.
If I had a nickel for every time a bill came in the mail 'id be a multi billionaire.
If I had a nickel for every time someone hates the fact I can't help them I'd be a multi gazilionaire.

 

If I had a nickel for every time someone took a second look, or asked me about my Minion since I've been in Washington, I'd have, a Nickel!

 

If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me if I'd killed anyone after they found out I was in the military....well I wouldn't have to work another day in my life.

 

If I had a nickel for every time someone told me I should "add another 8" to my car...

 

If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me why I am so crazy about my Montes...I could probably buy another one!!

 

If I had a nickel every time someone asked how hard was it to put a V8 in the Deuce I'd be a millionaire.

If I had a nickel every time someone called the Deuce a Cobalt I'd be a millionaire.

 

[QUOTE=Tadcaster;658387]If I had a nickel every time someone asked how hard was it to put a V8 in the Deuce I'd be a millionaire.



I am so with you there.-I even get" 5.3 Active Fuel management? did you get that motor from a Truck or TrailBlazer"

 

[QUOTE=singrseanr;658391]Truck or trail blazer? Oh wow

 

Lmfao