The Old Boat


Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated
boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his
boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He
spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from
the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of
the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died
suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few
things at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for
John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel
terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no!
Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old
thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she
smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had
a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.
Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like
crazy."

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to
those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she
wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her
anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and
she split right up the middle."

The old woman fainted.



The Old Boat - Was he talking about his wife or his boat? - Funny Joke

Super Mod Wiz Kidd `Josh

4-Sure
The Member's can't say that we don't attempt
to entertain, and give them zomething 2 read
when they have read everyting else on the MCF
LOL ~ LOL
* It's gota `hurt 2 `laugh when you got brusied ribs
from your injuries from fall'in : (
"Pain, lets U know you're alive" 4-Sure

Don't Worry `Duane,
I reported him to Commander `Taz,
and sent a email to his wife, and told her not to let Wiz go look'in
for any old boats.


R.J., your mother told me you dated her more
then once, and even wanted 2 marry `her