I don't know what's wrong with my car ?
Can you help me ? what do you think is wrong with it ?
Can you stop by and check it out ? Do you have any money ?
The hood release has been broken for about a year and I haven't been able to open it. Oh, the AC works, but for some reason
I can't shut it off and the windows won't go down anymore...My friends say they are tired ? What would you do ?
Oh, how long do you think I can drive my car without being able to check the fluids ? Oh, the check engine light has been on for
some time, but I can't open the hood to check the engine, but it must still be there because it still runs me around.
Does exhaust cost a lot of money ? I think some of it fell `off, but it sounds like a street racer...kinda. Oh, my radio only gets one channel and it's A.M.
Is that hard to fix ? It tells the weather and local community news. There's Bingo tonight at the church. Do you think I should go play ? Maybe I could win & buy
some beer ? My wipers don't work : ( Are they hard to fix ? I was told to use a Potato (Have U ever heard that ?)... My tail lights went out & I wired up
a trailer light & taped it on... How long does duct tape last ? I got to go now, I just noticed that the neighbor's had a Pizza delievered. I think I will go say hi! Oh, do
you like Pizza?. OK, back to my problems....Oh wait, I'll be back...to check your answers....Isn't it great that there's people out there just waiting to answer all my questions ?'s

Do they get paid ? if not, why the heck would they do it ?
Oh, when you stop over to check my car (?), could you bring some beer..I'll try to save you some pizza

 

I guess no one is going to help me with my auto problems

I'll just go back to my mental ward & take a nap. My doc says
I don't even have a car, & it's all in my head...& then he goes
on to tell me that I don't have anything in my head (?)
I'm conFuZed >LOL<

I do all the time.....do you ?
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* Every forum needs a character, but I think we have a lot of them ?
What do you think ? I think, therefore I am .....I think ?

 

 

you almost had me until i seen the car with a bandaid

 

Hey I ask for opinions not help
all opinions are considered and none are liable

 

Thanks George & Shawn for being the first two member's to post & help keep our forum active & hopefully fun sometimes

I know I make a lot of posts to fill in the empty space on the MCF.
Our sponsor's love to see activity & sometimes our forum is slow.
I do hope some of my threads are informative (?) and some are entertaining (?) I know many fail , but they did fill up some empty space. Whose next to fill up some empty spaces ? Yes, it's you reading this >

p.s. Contrary to popular belief (?), I'm not on drugs...I just passed my drug test @ work : )
I'm just `high on life...What's your excuse ? (LOL)...Thanks for viewing...
Wish You, yes you a `Happy !

 

I usually do a forum search to see if I can find what I'm looking for. I really try to not ask many questions as I like to figure out my own issues.....but even I get stumped sometimes, I'm more apt to ask for an opinon


ps I knew you were pranking right from the get go

 

Hi `Sharpie, I also knew right from the get `go >

I have read some very funny Help questions on the MCF 4-Sure. That inspired me to create this thread + keeps things active (?)...
Thanks for yours & member's posts to keep our forum active, informative and sometimes fun...

>>^TouchDown^<<>Lol<<