Funny Bumper sticker
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Funny Bumper sticker
was leaving wal-mart the other day and pulled up behind this big Dodge Ram truck at a stop light. i cracked up after reading his back window.
in big white letters it said: " Dodge the Father ...... Ram the Daughter"
may aswell tell htis one while im at it. another stoplight in town, this mud-covered jeep cherokee with huge tires rolls up just ahead of me in the left lane. on the back tailgate someone had wrote in the mud:
"Almost As Dirty As Your Wife"
lol
in big white letters it said: " Dodge the Father ...... Ram the Daughter"
may aswell tell htis one while im at it. another stoplight in town, this mud-covered jeep cherokee with huge tires rolls up just ahead of me in the left lane. on the back tailgate someone had wrote in the mud:
"Almost As Dirty As Your Wife"
lol
Monte Of The Month - February 2010
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 11,981
From: Pittsburgh, PA
nice, i've seen some pretty crazy stufff on the cheapo lighters at the gas station i go to? i may have to wait and see what others post on this before i do about lighters?? but that is great!!
Monte Of The Month -- September 2009
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,279
From: Bushkill, PA
my friend has the dodge one on his truck... ive also seen "if you cant dodge 'em, ram 'em on a dodge truck.
for dodge diesel trucks ( powered by cummins) they have " i'd rather be cummin' than powerstroke'in " ( ford diesel trucks have powerstroke engines)
my uncle has one that says "greenpeace: save the earth.... kill yourself " and another that says " grab a straw 'caus you SUCK!!"
i got one for my mom that says " of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most"
i snuck one onto my dads minivan one time that said "soccar mom" boy was he mad, lol
for dodge diesel trucks ( powered by cummins) they have " i'd rather be cummin' than powerstroke'in " ( ford diesel trucks have powerstroke engines)
my uncle has one that says "greenpeace: save the earth.... kill yourself " and another that says " grab a straw 'caus you SUCK!!"
i got one for my mom that says " of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most"
i snuck one onto my dads minivan one time that said "soccar mom"
boy was he mad, lol
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 288
From: Cincinnati, Ohio
At a car show a jacked up, lifted dodge hemi diesel with twin stacks across the back read " Mind if I smoke?"
A POS rusted out 80's van that looked like it was falling apart said " Don't laugh, your daughter might be in here"
A small oldy camry was covered in bumper stickers hiding rust spots and it had one of those white circle sticker with black lettering, only this one said " WTF?"
A chrysler sebring was driving by and the sticker said " share my worth ethic, not my wealth" Funny to some, but I like it.
A POS rusted out 80's van that looked like it was falling apart said " Don't laugh, your daughter might be in here"
A small oldy camry was covered in bumper stickers hiding rust spots and it had one of those white circle sticker with black lettering, only this one said " WTF?"
A chrysler sebring was driving by and the sticker said " share my worth ethic, not my wealth" Funny to some, but I like it.
One of my favorites, I saw this cute high school chick driving an old beater pickup that had a bumper sticker that read, "If I'm speeding its cuz I gotta poop". My buddy and I looked at each other and started cracking up.
