Ok I just had to put this on out there today we were throwing these around the office today
Ford


First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found One Running, Drive!
Found On Road, Dead
Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First Out Race Day
Flip Over, Read Directions
For Others Racing Dale
Flat Out Runnning Dude
Fails On Rainy Days.
Found On Rubbish Dump.
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Forward Or Reverse Denied
Found On Redneck's Driveway
For Old Retired Dudes
lets see what one you have LOL

 

MOPAR

Many Out Perform American Rivals

like that?

 

MOPAR
move over people are racing
ps; I like your new sig pic

 

Thank Keef but why did it come out blurry? I am NOT good at editing photos.

 

SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas

 

CHEVROLET

Constantly
Having
Every
Vehicle
Recalled
Over
Lousy
Engineering
Techniques

That's pretty good! lol

 

LOL the chevy one is good
try this one

CAMARO
Cash
Always
Miniscule
After
Retail
Overpricing

 

SATURN $#!tty @4$ taped up rebuilt nissan
FORD Found off road driving, f*cked in race day. Forgotten old rebuilt dodge
HONDA Goes on narcotics drive accords
CHEVROLET Cracked head every valve rattles oil leaks every time
FIAT Fix it again Tony
BMW. Bring money with
JEEP Just empty every pocket
PONTIAC Punks on narcotics think its a caddy.

 

PONTIAC
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Exhaust Tick

BMW
Big Money Wasted

TOYOTA
Take Off Your Oversize Tires A-hole

 

GMC
God's Mechanical Curse
Generally Makes Clouds
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greatest Mistake Created
G*y Man's Chevy