Favorite Sayings
RE: Favorite Sayings
ORIGINAL: rj
I can cuss you all out in Italian. That's in part to one of my ex-girlfriends. Her dad was from the S. Bronx.
One of my favorite sayings I came up when I was young.
If everything I say is a lie, and I tell you "I'm lying."
Am I telling the truth?
I can cuss you all out in Italian. That's in part to one of my ex-girlfriends. Her dad was from the S. Bronx.
One of my favorite sayings I came up when I was young.
If everything I say is a lie, and I tell you "I'm lying."
Am I telling the truth?
That was funny : ) 
LOL[/align]"If I'm lying. . . . . . , Im dying" [/align]Thanks, IEnJoyed..[/align]`Space[/align][/align]
Monte Of The Month -- February 2008
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 4,286
From: Born in East LA
RE: Favorite Sayings
ORIGINAL: SpaceRider
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[/align][align=center][/align]Posso cuss voi tutti fuori in italiano. Quello è in parte ad uno dei miei ex-ex-girlfriends. Il suo dad proveniva dallo S. Bronx. Uno dei miei detti favoriti sono venuto in su quando ero giovane. Se tutto dica è una bugia e vi dico che "stia trovandosi." Sono che che dico alla veritÃ*?
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[/align]Am I telling the truth ? LOL RJ,That was funny : ) LOL
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[/align]Thanks, IEnJoyed..
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ORIGINAL: rj
I can cuss you all out in Italian. That's in part to one of my ex-girlfriends. Her dad was from the S. Bronx.
One of my favorite sayings I came up when I was young.
If everything I say is a lie, and I tell you "I'm lying."
Am I telling the truth?
I can cuss you all out in Italian. That's in part to one of my ex-girlfriends. Her dad was from the S. Bronx.
One of my favorite sayings I came up when I was young.
If everything I say is a lie, and I tell you "I'm lying."
Am I telling the truth?
[/align]Posso cuss voi tutti fuori in italiano. Quello è in parte ad uno dei miei ex-ex-girlfriends. Il suo dad proveniva dallo S. Bronx. Uno dei miei detti favoriti sono venuto in su quando ero giovane. Se tutto dica è una bugia e vi dico che "stia trovandosi." Sono che che dico alla veritÃ*?[/align][:-]
[/align]Am I telling the truth ? LOL RJ,
That was funny : ) LOL[/align]"If I'm lying. . . . . . , Im dying"
[/align]Thanks, IEnJoyed..
[/align]`Space
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RE: Favorite Sayings
ORIGINAL: SolaraSlayer
You go Space!!! No wonder why you like guns.
You go Space!!! No wonder why you like guns.
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper Cainhas screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf, but knows how to type. It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper Cain,would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper?s temple, ***** it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the ***** to pull the trigger."
[hr]The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper?s temple, ***** it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the ***** to pull the trigger."
Quote of the Day "He'll kill you 4-$ure, if you don't tell him"
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[:@]Don't mess'a with me 
Monte Of The Month -- February 2008
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 4,286
From: Born in East LA
RE: Favorite Sayings
Poor Cain.[sm=pimp.gif][sm=shootshoot.gif]
BTW, Space, I love guns. I had a collection before I went 5150 on drugs 15 years ago.
The po-po took all my guns away.[sm=violent053.gif][sm=type.gif]
BTW, Space, I love guns. I had a collection before I went 5150 on drugs 15 years ago.
The po-po took all my guns away.[sm=violent053.gif][sm=type.gif]
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,482
From: Southwestern OH
RE: Favorite Sayings
"If I'm lying. . . . . . , Im dying"
This used to bea popularsaying a guy I went to high school with used.
I say "Used to be" cause he must have been lying. And he died years ago.
This used to bea popularsaying a guy I went to high school with used.
I say "Used to be" cause he must have been lying. And he died years ago.
RE: Favorite Sayings
ORIGINAL: rj
"If I'm lying. . . . . . , Im dying"
This used to bea popularsaying a guy I went to high school with used.
I say "Used to be" cause he must have been lying. And he died years ago.
"If I'm lying. . . . . . , Im dying"
This used to bea popularsaying a guy I went to high school with used.
I say "Used to be" cause he must have been lying. And he died years ago.
RJ, one of my Beach Buds stopped over and tells me something & at the end he says:
"If I'm lying ...I'm Dying". That surprised me, because I had just read your post
earlier this afternoon. I ask my Bud, where he got the saying & he replied
that he read it on the MCF Forum. : ) He started ending every sentence
with it until one of my other Beach Buds said, You F'in Liar, you
are going to be dying if you say it one more time : )
The Powers of the World Wide Web and where a persons post will travel ...WoW
[hr][:-]Grandpa Dave, I 've heard of the below program, but I don't have cable TV....Just a coat-hanger 4 reception : ) I heard it's a great show : ) Got 2 give up to keep my Monte : )
GP `Dave, please don't tell this dude that I'm not watching his show 
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,986
From: North Fond du Lac, WI
RE: Favorite Sayings
I'm not Speeding - I'm Qualifying!!! - to ex-wife
Ist der tochter achtzehn, bite - German for: Is your daughter 18?
Who's your Daddy!!! - yeah....
What the F... -most popular and pretty much twice an hour at my job.
Ist der tochter achtzehn, bite - German for: Is your daughter 18?
Who's your Daddy!!! - yeah....
What the F... -most popular and pretty much twice an hour at my job.
