I figured since we had top 3 movies, we should have movie quotes!

"Forest, why did the happen?" "Because you got shot." -Obvious

"I like dem french fried taters, ummmhmm." - slingblade

 

From the movie Christine:


"Ok, Show Me."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I98L5imvTh4

 

 

-What, I can't slap you?

-- NO!

-*PUNCH*

Great lines and scene from the movie Enough. (Plus getting to see J-Lo punched)

 

Lone Watie: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

 

from dazed and confused, "That's what I like about high school girls. I keep gettin' older, and they stay the same age." or something close to that. It's been awhile since I've watched it.

 

Stu: "She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring."
Alan: "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."

Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like... masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!

Oh my, I was laughing so hard. If you guys haven't seen the Hangover I would recommend it.

Bio-Dome, my favorite movie. Soo many quotes from this...

Mimi: Where'd you come from?
Doyle: My mom and the authorities are still trying to figure that out.

Monique: Russell, there's beer cans in the trash in the kitchen. There's beer cans in the trash in the bathroom. There's beer cans in the trash in the basement. What does that say?
Russell: We're out of beer?

Bud: Woah, Woah, Woah! Wait a minute! You guys aren't one of those freaky cults are you? Ya know, who dance naked and you want us to take off our clothes and feed us special punch?
Falkner: ...No...
Bud: Damn! We were so close.

Bud: Russel! How'd you get a job?
Russell: F***ing President Clinton.
Doyle: You had sex with President Clinton?

 

GRUMPIER OLD MEN

Max: I am the gangster of love
John: Gangster, huh? So tell me, was it more of a hold up than a stick up?
Max: Even your infantile pen!s jokes seem funny and witty this morning.

John Gustafson: Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon.
Grandpa Gustafson: Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.

Mama Ragetti: We could have retired in Hawaii.
Grandpa Gustafson: I have been to Hawaii.
Mama Ragetti: Oh yeah? Which island?
Grandpa Gustafson: Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya.
Mama Ragetti: I find you disgusting.
Grandpa Gustafson: Well, just as long as you find me.

Grandpa: Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time.
Melanie: Really?
Grandpa: Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.

I could go on forever from this movie. Just so man but these are my favorites

Shawshank Redemption

Warden Samuel Norton: Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

 

Blazing Saddles:

"Nevermind that ****, HERE COMES MONGO!!"

Fast & Furious

"Muscle beats import EVERY time!"

Hot Shots

"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer." -Topper

Smokey and the Bandit III

Buford T. Justice: "We can kill two possums with one rock."

Smokey and the Bandit I:

Buford T. Justice: "You som'bitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

Buford T. Justice: Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out yo ***!

Cannonball Run:

Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio.

Mel Tillis: I can't see ****, can you?

Vanishing Point:

Super Soul: The question is not when's he gonna stop, but who is gonna stop him.

 

SHAKE AND BAKE!

(i say this entirely too often in daily life.)