What are some of your favorite or memorablemovie quotes?

For example:

"Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside!" - Bob Euchre in "Major League"



If it contains questionable language, try to censor it a bit. Forum rules still apply after all.

So what are some of your favorite or memorable movie quotes?

 

Space *****
SMOKE THEM IF YA GOT THEM!!

 

O lets see....

Blazing Saddles:

"Nevermind that !#&%, IT'S MONGO!!!!!

Sheriff Bart: "I bet you're all wondering why I've got you in the middle of the desert in the middle of the night!"
Villagers: "You bet your @$$"

I can't remember exactly how this one went, but here is howI can remember it:
"Quit dragging your @$$es like it's 120 degrees, it can't be anymore than 118".

Hot Shots:

"You've got the whitest white part of an eye I've ever seen." (I'm gonna use that one)

Days of Thunder

"HIT THE PACE CAR!! YOU HIT EVERY OTHER DAMN THING OUT THERE, I WANT YOU TO BE PERFECT!"

Smokey and the Bandit

"There is no way, no way you can come from my genes."

"Is she wearing a... wedding dress?"
"Well she was"
"What's she wearing now?!!?"

Spaceballs

"Wait Lonestar.. I was your fathers brothers best firends aunts sons roommate in college."
"Whats that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing!"

just to name a few...

 

"I feel the need, the need for speed." Top Gun

I lived by this motto until my 9th speeding ticket in 2 years. [sm=bustedsign.gif][sm=innoc.gif][sm=owned.gif][sm=gears.gif][sm=guilty.gif]

 

from Euro trip

"This isn't where i parked my car"


Gone in sixty seconds
Memphis:"I just stole fifty cars in one night! I'm a little tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!"


Raymond Calitri: Am I an arsehole? Do I look like an arsehole?
Memphis: Yeah

Dude where's my car

Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie Boner: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing

 

Best movie quote from Gone With The Wind.
Rhett says to Scarlett, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a hairy rat's @$$!"

Most memorable movie moment.
Indie facing the guy swinging the sword in the market place. He pulls his revolver and shots the guy.

 

Of Course this one .....

Ah ah ...I know what your thinking punk .....
Did he fire 6 shots or only 5 .....
Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, Ive kinda lost track myself....
But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off...
You've got to ask yourself a question....
Do I feel lucky????

Well ... Do yah punk??

 

"Let's not start sucking each other's d1cks quite yet, gentlemen."

Sound advice (loosely quoted) from one Winston Wolf, in Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. Spoken as Jules Winnfield and Vincent Vega get one step closer to freedom by cleaning up all the "little pieces of brain and skull" out of the backseat of their car, which is sitting in Jimmie's garage.

What Mr. Wolf is alluding to, with his colorful metaphor, is that there is still work to be done, and that celebration, at this point, would be premature.

 

Smokey and the Bandit:

Buford T. Justice, upon seeing theArkansas Highway Patrol's roadblock fail.

"You sum-b*tches couldn't close an umbrella."

 

office space:

"PC lobe letter? What the f*ck does that mean?"

"Yeah, hiii. It's Bill Lumberg again. Uhh, I just wanted to make sure you knew that we did start at the, uhh, usual time this morning. Yeah, it isn't a half day, or anything like that."



happy gilmore:
Grandma - Sir, um, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.
Orderly - You could trouble me for a glass of warm milk. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag. You're in my world now Grandma.
Grandma - Oh dear.


grandmas boy:

Im thinking of getting robot legs, its a risky operation but i think it will be worth it in the long run.

I looked up and there he was, the f*in king of the jungle!