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Old Oct 4, 2009 | 07:30 AM
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Yes, this thread will have NO point at all...but...that's the point!

Anyway, you can use this thread to talk about any kind of nonsense in the world. I'll start.


Today I woke up still drunk, and decided to clean my car....drunk. Needless to say passing out with car wax in your hand while IN your car is a bad idea.
 
Old Oct 4, 2009 | 09:15 AM
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lol... I wish we had a picture.
 
Old Oct 4, 2009 | 11:12 AM
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Well the wife was sleeping thank God or else we would probably have one.
 
Old Oct 4, 2009 | 01:38 PM
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Driving on the interstate in the pouring rain. We're coming back from Pensacola right now. Had to present colors for the UWF soccer game.
 
Old Oct 4, 2009 | 03:28 PM
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Bob Barker says: remember, spay or nuder your pets TODAY!!!!!!!!

( the title said " compleatly random...." )
 
Old Oct 4, 2009 | 05:29 PM
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But...but...I spay/neuter my pets everyday?
 
Old Oct 4, 2009 | 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by skylark65
Bob Barker says: remember, spay or nuder your pets TODAY!!!!!!!!

( the title said " compleatly random...." )

I thought pets were already nude. How can they get any nuder?


Okay, completely random hunh?


Drew & Mike are still the best in the Detroit area.
 
Old Oct 4, 2009 | 07:27 PM
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hmmmmmm......

there once was a man from peru,
who got drunk and peed in his shoe.
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THE END!
( what, you all thought i could write a hiku? HA!)
 
Old Oct 4, 2009 | 07:28 PM
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I don't know if you guys are older than me or how much older than me, but that's the same randomness that me and my friends have. Only 21 by the way.... on with the pointless conversation. My car has some serious get up and go from a rolling 30 mph and when it shifts it throws you back pretty good for a worn out v6. I made my girlfriend drive last night just for the hell of it and told her to do what I usually do on the way out of town. We hit the end 30 MPH sign on the edge of town, she dropped it into 2nd and floored it. I had my window down smoking (smoking kills don't do it) and when it shifted I heard the frickin tires chirp a little. I was so pissed and started freakin out cuz I haven't even gotten my car to do that. She started laughin and goes "oh, did... did I just?.... Squeal the tires in YOUR car? Is that good? Have you done that before?" (extrememly sarcasticly). Not good for the self-esteem level, and she is the complete opposite of a skilled driver
 
Old Oct 4, 2009 | 10:11 PM
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I have a mole
 



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