Hey everyone, so I just got done watching the Expendables 2 for the first time. The movie is hilarious and a must see for those who haven't seen it yet. The movie is kind of old so I'm sorry if this is a spoiler for you, but it shouldn't be to bad.

In the movie Chuck Norris comes out of no where and saves the main cast of characters. Once he and the main group start talking a Chuck Norris joke came up. The joke was told by Stalon and Norris, Stalone said "I heard you got bit by a king cobra" and Norris said "yes but after 5 days of agonizing pain the cobra died". That was probably the funniest part of the movie for me just because I love Chuck Norris jokes.

After I had heard that I thought this would make a good game/thread. Can you guys come up with really good Chuck Norris jokes? If not, what are some of the funniest ones you have heard?