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Old 03-28-2011, 05:32 AM
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Cars That Will Make You Cool

I can't afford 2 be `Cool ~>Kewl $$$ ~>
Can You ? Which one below do U like ?

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By Hannah Elliott

Let's get something straight. Italian cars are cool--but not just any Italian car. It's got to be something special.
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"There's something about the design language of Italian supercars and sports cars that just exudes coolness," says Ray Wert, editor-in-chief of the car blog Jalopnik. "An Alfa Romeo 8C? Sex on wheels. Maserati? Gorgeous. Basically any Italian car will make you cool--with the exception of a Ferrari or a Lamborghini. Those brands are so overplayed."

The $1,500,000 Pagani Huayra offers a cool 700 horsepower.

Wert contends that those two most iconic of Italian brands are too stereotypical to actually raise their drivers' coolness quotient--though he admits that Ferrari's new FF, due out next year, may be different, at least for a while.

"It's one of those situations where, for the first couple of months, when you're the first guy who people have seen in that car, you're cool," Wert says. "But when you're the second guy, you're not." (Ferrari declined to comment on the record for this story. Seems it prefers to let its product speak for itself.)

Tough crowd. Apparently if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, cool has got to be obvious to everyone.

The Rules of Cool
Fortunately for drivers less intuitively cool than others, there are some general guidelines that determine whether a car is cool.

For instance: The car must not be awkward to get into or out of. The extremely low-riding Lotus is disqualified here, while the slightly higher Audi R8, for instance, is not.

Also: A truly cool car must have two doors rather than four, and it must not have undue amounts of chrome or unnecessary design accents on the exterior (this disqualifies any blinged-out Bentleys, BMW's admittedly great but four-door M-line sedans, and the aggressive Aston Martin Vantage, which has huge vents carved on its hood and chrome throughout the interior (though the Aston Martin Virage or Aston Martin Rapide would qualify for consideration).

Above all, a cool car must look effortless.

"Cool is self-fulfilling," says Tim Philippo, product manager for Jaguar North America. "Cool is really satisfying only yourself: You are complete within your coolness."

Philippo says stars like Clark Gable and Steve McQueen embodied that nonchalance--they both also happened to drive Jaguars. New Jags, like the XKR-S, pull from that same heritage, Philippo says.

"We're not the obvious choice when you hit the lottery, but people still buy the new cars because they appreciate the design and the luxury," he says. "There's something that stands out about a Jaguar."

A vaunted history makes for another rule of thumb: Vintage cars are almost always cool, but you've got to do them right. An old car paired with an old driver will only look cheesy, Wert says.

"Absolutely vintage is cooler, except if you go too far back," Wert says. "Pick a target age: If you're a 25-year-old and you're driving a 20-year-old Lamborghini, that's fine because that adds 20 years to your age, so you'll be 45. That's fine. If you're a 30-year-old driving that 20-year-old-car, you're now 50. So you have to even them out. "

And if you're 70?

"An Alfa Romeo 8C, because it shows that you're hip and with the kiddies," Wert says.

The $272,000 Spyker C8 Aileron's body is all aluminum.

Simple enough. But what about that fine line between something amazing and something amusing? The Spyker C8 Aileron is pretty flashy, but its authentic aviation-inspired engineering and design elements keep it in the cool column. And at 1,200 horsepower, the Veyron Super Sport may seem too outrageous to make this list, but it's tough to argue with the fact that anyone who drives one will be swarmed with gawkers ogling the $2 million machine--and talking about how cool it is.

Rarefied Air
The final component of coolness has to be exclusivity. Many of the cars on our list are indeed extremely rare--most people haven't heard of the GTA Spano or the Gumpert Tornante, which only adds to their aura.

"There definitely must be an element of mystique with a cool car, something that eludes definition," says Sarah Durose, a spokeswoman for Aston Martin. "People want something special; they want something unique." Aston makes only 5,000 cars a year worldwide.

All that said, there is probably only one absolute rule when it comes to cool cars, and it should go without saying: No minivans allowed.

Top Five Cars That Will Make You Cool


Alfa Romeo 4C (and its predecessor, the 8C)

Claim to fame: Admittedly this is currently a concept, but it's not likely to change much when it comes to market next year. It follows the 8C Competizione as a smaller, more compact model. It's shorter than 8 feet long and, made of carbon fiber and aluminum construction, weighs just 1,873 pounds. That's good for a top speed of 250 km/h and acceleration from 0 to 100 km in less than 5 seconds.
Price: $300,000 (est.)

Aston Martin Virage

Claim to fame: The hand-assembled 6.0-litre V12 is combined with a six-speed automatic transmission with paddle-shifters. It gives 490 horsepower and 420 pound-feet of torque. The engine is mounted far back in the chassis (though it's still a front-mid-engined configuration), which gives it an advantage in both ride and handling. Zero to 50 mph in 4.6 seconds, with a top speed of 186 mph.
Price: $210,000

Audi R8 5.2

Claim to fame: It has a 5.2-liter, 525-horsepower V10 engine that goes zero to 60 in 3.7 seconds and has a top speed of 196 mph. It comes with a standard six-speed manual transmission (automatic transmission available), with full LED headlights and taillights, heated leather sport seats and carbon fiber inlays. A carbon-fiber exterior package is available.
Price: $149,000

Ferrari FF

Claim to fame: This is the first Ferrari with all-wheel drive--it also has four seats, hence the "FF" moniker. The 12-cylinder concept was designed by Pininfarina and is expected to hit production next year. Early estimates place it at 660 horsepower with zero to 60 mph in 3.7 seconds and a top speed of 208 mph.
Price: $300,000 (est.)

Jaguar XKR-S

Claim to fame: The supercharged 5.0-liter V8 can deliver 550 horsepower and 502 pound-feet of torque. It'll go zero to 60 in 4.2 seconds, with a top speed of 186 mph--numbers good enough to make it the fastest production XK to date. It'll hit dealers this fall as a 2012 model.
Price: $132,000

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My monte makes me cool...and for a quarter of the price! (Maybe even less) lol...

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<~>`Joe, 4-Sure....
I really love many cars, but I still believe the driver must be Kool first & a nice ride will only make them Kool'er LOL
I do like many of the above cars, but they are all still just dreams 2 `me

If you're Cool, get the above T-Shirt
and let EveryBody know `it ^ LOL
He must have a good Air Conditioner
Now, that will make U COOL
 

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Love to have any one of those cars.

I agree with Joe. My Monte makes me cool.
 
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I can't believe this thread article did not contain the ZR-1 Corvette....Now that's Cool~>Kool~>Kewl 4-Sure LOL
 
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I find it hard to believe that none of them can compare with the 2.8 seconds 0-60 time of the GT-R. It doesn't really matter I suppose. Whatever car I grace with my rear end is the only car that really matters.
 
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I have an old Jag (tiny tiny fraction of new Jag cost) and an old (but hot) motorcycle. Does that make me cool?? Can old guys even be cool or can we only dream about being young and cool again??

My wife drives a Monte. So she's cooler than me... And younger...
 
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Well I'm a head of that game. Cause i have two COOL CAR"S in the garage.
 
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Originally Posted by MillerMonteSS
I find it hard to believe that none of them can compare with the 2.8 seconds 0-60 time of the GT-R. It doesn't really matter I suppose. Whatever car I grace with my rear end is the only car that really matters.
I agree `Greg, I thought it would be there 2, like the ZR-1,
but you have a fast seat to sit `in U R Driv'in a Dream Rid'in Monte S.S. 4-Sure

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I have an old Jag (tiny tiny fraction of new Jag cost) and an old (but hot) motorcycle. Does that make me cool?? Can old guys even be cool or can we only dream about being young and cool again??

My wife drives a Monte. So she's cooler than me... And younger...
`Dave, we think U R ~> Cool, but I believe it's all a State of Mind...It's what inside that counts : )

Originally Posted by Ricks 2006 SS
Well I'm a head of that game. Cause i have two COOL CAR"S in the garage.

Hi `Rick, U R `Double Kool with two Hot Red Envy Rides

Happines is not to be prized, it is a quality of thought, a State of Mind
..To Me, everything is just a "State of Mind", for what are we without one , just a Body that can't THINK
"I think, therefore I am ~>I THINK " ~>LOL
 
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