True story

 

"Well jeff, well do we have here?" said steve.
"I don't know steve, we have one eye witness?" said jeff.
"Who is the eye witness? said steve.
"This young kid named brett said that bert and ernie off of sesame street were at again." said jeff.
sigh.... "This is why I don't let my kids watch sesame street...." said steve.

 

Pimp my ride must be tight on money these days