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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 02:58 PM
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A guy I worked with years ago tole me the real secret to smelling good and gettin' the chicks.

Cut the cheese near them.

He said they fall in love with you immediately and it works every time.

Sounds similar to the urban legend about deer urine.

Anyone willing to do a little field research and post your findings? (hahahahahaha)

 
Old Sep 13, 2007 | 06:10 PM
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I don't think cheese would work. The reason behind it is pheremones and women unconciously detect testosterone. On the flip one of the things that gets guys is the smell of estrogene.
 
Old Sep 13, 2007 | 06:28 PM
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So there aren't pheremones in our farts?
 
Old Sep 13, 2007 | 08:39 PM
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Not unless you ate pheremoney food... and have the hershey's squirts....

actually pheremones are oil based and produced in areas like sweat glands and in the skin... no skin in ur intestines... Hence they don't travel far, so you can tell when a woman is attracted usually by how close she gets to you when you're around them, and how often she (innocently) touches you... All trying to pick up those pheremonical signals...
 
Old Sep 14, 2007 | 06:08 PM
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Not unless you ate pheremoney food... and have the hershey's squirts....

actually pheremones are oil based and produced in areas like sweat glands and in the skin... no skin in ur intestines... Hence they don't travel far, so you can tell when a woman is attracted usually by how close she gets to you when you're around them, and how often she (innocently) touches you... All trying to pick up those pheremonical signals...
My butt sweats. I bet cutting the cheese with swamp butt pushes some pheremones out that she can dig on.
 
Old Sep 14, 2007 | 06:28 PM
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Ewww. Thanks for the image.
 
Old Sep 14, 2007 | 06:33 PM
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Ewww. Thanks for the image.
I need the "Aero-Push" as we say in racing.
 
Old Sep 14, 2007 | 06:41 PM
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Ewww. Thanks for the image.
I need the "Aero-Push" as we say in racing.
I think it would be more of a "drag" than anything.
 
Old Sep 14, 2007 | 06:43 PM
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Boy, Fridays were always dead, wha..happened?
 
Old Sep 14, 2007 | 07:12 PM
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Aero push? What do you keep some franks and beans in the glovebox. Hooked up like nos? Press a button the steering wheel and it squeeses your butt together for extra thrust.. Wow.. I need a life.
 



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