So you take your friends on a 90 mile road trip to go canoing, pay for there ticket, everything is good. Canoe trip is over, my one friend Nick logically takes off his shoes. My other friend caine, who knows me and how I love my lucy way more than Nick didnt take off his shoes. His shoes soaking with sand, mud, little stones, and anything else with them into Lucy. I asked "Are those wet shoes?" Yes,....He takes one off, . He takes the other shoe and rubs it on the dash. I grabbed the shoe and threw it out the window, (yes were still in the parking lot)and punched him as hard I could . Now, what you do?

 

tell him to get the **** out ges walkin

 

Sounds like some people I know.

They have no respect for other people's property.

 

wow, pretty f'd up, was he stoned??

 

He'd have gotten that shoe shoved up his *** and he'd be walking 90 miles back home. That's total BS to do something like that.

 

I'd kick is butt out of the car and make him walk home! And when he finally get's home I'd make him clean the mess he made!

 

I WOULD DO ABSOLUTELY THE SAME THING! I just punched my lil bro in the chest for only adjusting the a/c vent!

 

I'd would have done the same damn thing. But i would have thrown one shoe out the window. When he would go and get it, i would take off. I'd love to see him walk home with only one shoe.

 

Id **** in his mouth. Just my opinion though.

 

after waching him smear that mess on the dash, look over and smile nonchalantly, and say " hey, wait, can i see your shoe for a sec... theres something....." when he hands you the shoe, grab it by the back and ***WACK*** right across the face, prefrably on the nose. then fling it out the window, and tell him "get the hell out and walk, you are bleeding all over my car".

the hard part is being able to hold a straight, non- threatining face. dont look em in the eye, focus more on their nose, and keep a slight smile on your face, and talk in a nice, even voice. but trust me, it WORKS