~ Please Post the Cars You Have Owned : )
ORIGINAL: Mrrench
I here a redneck joke in the making........
I here a redneck joke in the making........
Michael, I'm really tired of all you Members mak'ing
fun of us Florida Rednecks 


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Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
1) 93 GMC Safari
2) 89 Ford Probe With custome Twin Saab turbos
3)97Ford Ranger 4.0 ltr
4) 93 Dodge Dakota lowered with a 5.7ltr
5)02 Dodge Ram 1500 Lifted with 35 inch tires
6) 86 Saab 900 Turbo
7) 01 Monte Carlo SS 3800 Series II
Next will be a 07 Monte SS With that monster 5.3lt
2) 89 Ford Probe With custome Twin Saab turbos
3)97Ford Ranger 4.0 ltr
4) 93 Dodge Dakota lowered with a 5.7ltr
5)02 Dodge Ram 1500 Lifted with 35 inch tires
6) 86 Saab 900 Turbo
7) 01 Monte Carlo SS 3800 Series II
Next will be a 07 Monte SS With that monster 5.3lt
1991 Ford Tempo <---Biggest mistake owning a Ford 
2000 Chev Cavalier
2 Dr, 5-Speed, Tinted, K&N Cold Air
1999 Jeep TJ
Lifted and modified hard <----Also made me broke
2000 Chev Impala
2003 Monte Carlo SS

2000 Chev Cavalier
2 Dr, 5-Speed, Tinted, K&N Cold Air
1999 Jeep TJ
Lifted and modified hard <----Also made me broke

2000 Chev Impala
2003 Monte Carlo SS
Hey Space I did not know FL had rednecks down there
I spent 3 1/2 years in Tampa (we always called it tampon) back in the 80's
FL is know for retired folks..... thats me in about 8 years........
I spent 3 1/2 years in Tampa (we always called it tampon) back in the 80's
FL is know for retired folks..... thats me in about 8 years........
I've only owned two cars. I have owned my 76 Monte Carlo since I graduated high school in June, 2000. Has been my daily driver ever since.
Here's a pic of my car a few months after I got her:

My second car was a 1986 Pontiac Grand Prix. I bought it as a birthday present for myself in November, 2006. I had the car for a whole month before I totalled it going down to California to spend New Years weekend with my girlfriend.
Before the wreck:

After the wreck:

Here's a pic of my car a few months after I got her:

My second car was a 1986 Pontiac Grand Prix. I bought it as a birthday present for myself in November, 2006. I had the car for a whole month before I totalled it going down to California to spend New Years weekend with my girlfriend.
Before the wreck:

After the wreck:

WoW Dustin, sure hope that you weren't hurt 
How did it happen...?
Good thing it wasn't your awesome 76 Monte Carlo : )
Thanks to all the members for sharing their auto memories : )
I enjoy reading about them...I hope you did to : )
Here is mine:
Moskvitch2140 stick with an Inline 4 cyl engine--- Russian Car --- I am not russian lol. sold whenwe left the old continent. this one was my dads, but I drove it a bunch.
1993 Ford Tempo 5-speed two door. sold.
1995 Ford Escort 3 Door Auto. sold
When you think of these two cars think of a 6'7' dude coming in out of them lol
I had to get the mercury cuz I grew to 6'9' lol
1995 Mercury Sable GS. traded in
2005 Monte Carlo LS Traded
2006 Monte Carlo LT Traded in
2007 Monte Carlo SS Here to stay until the wheels foll off.
Moskvitch2140 stick with an Inline 4 cyl engine--- Russian Car --- I am not russian lol. sold whenwe left the old continent. this one was my dads, but I drove it a bunch.
1993 Ford Tempo 5-speed two door. sold.
1995 Ford Escort 3 Door Auto. sold
When you think of these two cars think of a 6'7' dude coming in out of them lol
I had to get the mercury cuz I grew to 6'9' lol
1995 Mercury Sable GS. traded in
2005 Monte Carlo LS Traded
2006 Monte Carlo LT Traded in
2007 Monte Carlo SS Here to stay until the wheels foll off.
ORIGINAL: Mrrench
Hey Space I did not know FL had rednecks down there
I spent 3 1/2 years in Tampa (we always called it tampon) back in the 80's
FL is know for retired folks..... thats me in about 8 years........
Hey Space I did not know FL had rednecks down there
I spent 3 1/2 years in Tampa (we always called it tampon) back in the 80's
FL is know for retired folks..... thats me in about 8 years........
Hi Michael, there are many Florida Red Necks,
Rednecks – Florida rednecks are like no others. I mean, really, where are you going to find so many opportunities to rassle gators, bet on dogs, go fishing.
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