1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... The best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

 

[sm=happybounce.gif][sm=groupwave.gif]ouch!! my gut hurts now thanks Whiz!! LOL
i posted it in the fourm for our car club we have som folks in there from North carolina LOL
they will get a kick out of it.

 

HEY NOW. I resemble those pickup lines.





Lemon Squeeze
> There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering
> the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
> The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
> The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to
> me seven times."
> The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a
> glass and then drink the juice."
> The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
> The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."