I'm watching Jessica Simpson on the Tonight Show (Jay Leno). All I gotta say is WOW!

 

and you want to be my latex salesman have you ever seen seinfeld where george said he was interviewing for a latex salesman and he used jerrys # for the contact so he could get an extension on his unemployment???

 

great left hook amongst other things

holy freaking chest on her!!!!!

 

You said it.

What's the deal with her getting addicted to Nicorette gum, and she's never smoked in her life?

 

TAZ she is single! and wants her gas pumped?


she's worrried about her azz, what about the rest, wow

 

Ease up Chris. LOL. Even though she says any guy would have a chance with her, I think we all know that ain't true. All those hollywood types say stuff like that on talk shows.

Have you seen or heard of her dating anyone other than musicians or pro athletes?

 

I'm eased up!

 

hmmm but what if ur an amateur athlete & musician?? hmmm lol hahaha

 

Then you get Jessica's younger sister Ashley.

 

Chris, you gotta give the car a couple of weeks and like 500-1000 miles before the exhaust "breaks in"

It should mellow out some.