Man enters a bar (joke)
 

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,

"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "150".

The robot proceeds to make conversation about global economic factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, and nano-technology.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,

"What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Indy 500, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He returns, the robot serves him and asks,

"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly.... "So, ya gonna vote for Obama again?"

hahahaha. Goo to have a morning smile!

What because you're smart you can't like sports?

`Space replies, "Er, 10, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly.... "So, ya goin to the alien abduction convention?"