jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
#1
01-20-2007, 09:58 AM
jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
ok folks here ya go figure i would and some more usles facts for you jus tin diffrent format.
Starch (Starch')
v.Adj. to order a person or persons to turn on thier motor or motors "GENTELMEN STARCH ENGINES"
Starch (Starch')
v.Adj. to order a person or persons to turn on thier motor or motors "GENTELMEN STARCH ENGINES"
#2
01-21-2007, 08:38 PM
RE: jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
here is a good one,
Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise alot of people in here.
Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise alot of people in here.
#3
01-21-2007, 11:07 PM
RE: jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
asinine(sp?) - ill give her face a two and her asinine
facinate- guy goes into a bar and asks for a light beer, bartender askes "why a light beer" the man says "well theres 9 buttons on this shirt and i can only facinate
rasin bread- guy tells his freind he had Ray work on his truck and he messed it up. His freind says "why did you take him your truck, Rasi n bread"
facinate- guy goes into a bar and asks for a light beer, bartender askes "why a light beer" the man says "well theres 9 buttons on this shirt and i can only facinate
rasin bread- guy tells his freind he had Ray work on his truck and he messed it up. His freind says "why did you take him your truck, Rasi n bread"
#4
01-22-2007, 03:12 AM
RE: jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
just thought of another one
aorta def.:::The aorta is the principal artery conducting blood from the heart into the systemic circulation. ...
use in my language
aorta cut the grass down at the ball feild, it's getting pretty tall.
aorta def.:::The aorta is the principal artery conducting blood from the heart into the systemic circulation. ...
use in my language
aorta cut the grass down at the ball feild, it's getting pretty tall.
#5
01-22-2007, 03:50 AM
RE: jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
[align=left]Zachary Disease
as stolen from http://manlyjokes.tripod.com/misc/misc_59.html
as stolen from http://manlyjokes.tripod.com/misc/misc_59.html
A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor.
Looking through the phone book, she came upon a Chinese doctor, a sex therapist, named Dr. Chang. When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, and he said, "Take off all your crowes and you crawl real fass away from me across the froor."
She did as he asked, she crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said, "Now, you crawl real fass back to me," and she did. Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "You haf real bad case of Zachary Disease - worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem."
The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied, "Zachary Disease - that when your face look ZACHARY rike your ***."
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#6
01-22-2007, 05:40 AM
RE: jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
In-tense prep. and N inside portabel canvas shelters "next time we go camping i sugest we sleep intense
plannet. To organise somthing in advance.
Umm LT Custrad the next time you want to take on 10k indians you might wanna planet better.
Poster. a agreed on behavavior. "were aint poster leave untill mornin.
plannet. To organise somthing in advance.
Umm LT Custrad the next time you want to take on 10k indians you might wanna planet better.
Poster. a agreed on behavavior. "were aint poster leave untill mornin.
#7
01-22-2007, 10:08 AM
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,264
RE: jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
come'on everybody forgot the best one...and i actually heard someone say this last time i went to visit my friends in alabama and i almost fell off the chair i was sitting on i was laughing so hard!! lol
ustacould
dont really need to explain what this one means
ustacould
dont really need to explain what this one means
#8
01-22-2007, 01:10 PM
RE: jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
LOL yeah they say it alot there. after living is hell for five years in taht area i remember hearign alot of things.
how about
po-rous- "hey while your up porous another drink"
cof-fee
"my granddad has a cold, and everytime he coffee wets his pants"
how about
po-rous- "hey while your up porous another drink"
cof-fee
"my granddad has a cold, and everytime he coffee wets his pants"
#9
01-22-2007, 02:40 PM
RE: jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
what about witchadidya. (witch-a-did-ya) thats one of jeff foxworthys oldest
"hey Jim, you didn't bring your wife witchadidya?
"hey Jim, you didn't bring your wife witchadidya?
#10
01-22-2007, 03:04 PM
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,264
RE: jeff fox worthy's red neck dictionary
asskot = man my asskot tired liften fir wood the other day
boykot = man that boy kot tired liften that fire wood
european = hey dude turn the other way european on my boots
jamaking = hey moo wat jamaking in the kitchen
manynasie = manynasie alot of good looking girls in this bar
boykot = man that boy kot tired liften that fire wood
european = hey dude turn the other way european on my boots
jamaking = hey moo wat jamaking in the kitchen
manynasie = manynasie alot of good looking girls in this bar