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George W. Bush's Answer:
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Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?

 

Because it CRACKS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches.How do they smoke?

 

Throw one overboard and make the boat a 'cigarette lighter.'

Now riddle me this Batman!

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?

 

The letter "E"
Riddle me this Batman.....
What is it that no man wants but no man wants to lose??

 

a women.

Q, if space were to be a vacume then why don't we get sucked in ?

 

I think he means a lawsuit!

And for the life of me Mod Mickey, I can't think of a funny answer.

By the way, has anyone heard from member "Haj"

 

It's good to see an original Batman fan.

What did Greta Garbo say when she put grass seed in her hair???
(you gotta love the Riddler,Frank Gorshin)

 

"I vont to be a lawn."



If more people loved Montes and bought them, would Chevy be smart enough to keep producing them?

 

NOPE! they cant do this it is agians common sens laws sorry.

If they call it common sens then why is it not more common to find folks tha tuse it?

 

A: As Dr. Phil would say, "More people have common sense than you realize, its just that you don't want to realize they have common sense, you are the one who has the problem here." *roll eyes*

Q:Why do most ricers look pissed off all the time? (hey, the topic is ask a stupid question!)