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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 06:46 PM
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Alright Monte Carlo onwers, I thought I would stir up some fun on the forum by doing a Question and Answer session.

The first person will ask a question. The next person to come along has to answer the firstr persons question and ask another themselves. The next person then answers hte last persons question and asks yet another, and it goes on and on. Preferably a question that is "goofy" and answer with a "goofy" answer... sometimes it gets good. So for example, if I were to say



Q: Why did the chicken cross the road.

The next person says

A: To get to the ohter side

Q: How many steroids did Barry Bonds take to break the home run record?


See how it works?


So I'll ask the first question.


Q: Is it possible that Darth Vader wears that helmet because he tried to shave with a lightsaber?

 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 07:04 PM
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A: that is why he wears a full body suit

Q: Mr. Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 07:04 PM
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A: One.. Two.. ***CRUNCH*** Three. Three licks to the center of a tootsie pop.
Q: How come England and japan drive on the opposite side of the road?
 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 07:05 PM
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oooh, same time same time....now its all screwed up[:'(] hehe
 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 07:06 PM
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I fixed it.
 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 07:07 PM
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it looks like u answered an amazing 2 seconds later, good job!
 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 07:13 PM
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A: *Burp* uh, you mean we're driving on the wrong side of the road...

Q:How many Monte Carlo owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 07:51 PM
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A: One less than a Honda.

Q: Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 08:54 PM
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becuse parking on the parkway is not allowed. and most drive ways are to short to drive on for very long.

Q, why do stupid pepole have kids?
 
Old Aug 21, 2007 | 03:13 PM
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A: hence why they are stupid... they had kids... a very wise man once said that God loves stupid people, he must because he made so many of them.

Q: Why did the chicken really cross the road?
 



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