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Space Feb 12, 2010 05:45 AM

`Pot ~>o -O - O's
 
`Pot Holes :eek::mad::(
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Why You Shouldn't Brake Into A Pothole

Unlikely Advice To Avoid Your Car's Worst Enemy

Posted: Feb, 12 2010




Next to an actual fender bender, the sound of your ride making a direct hit on a pothole is one of the most spine-jolting noises you’ll ever hear in your car.
But if you think your nervous system is rattled by running your 3,000-pound ride into an enormous road abyss, think about your car’s tires, chassis, suspension and rims, all of which can be compromised after a particularly vicious encounter with a pothole. We've recently talked to a few experts about winter's worst car threat and got some pretty interesting -- if unlikely -- advice.
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“Potholes are a big issue, especially at the end of winter when the ground expands and new craters appear,” said Matt Edmonds, VP of The Tire Rack.
He told us that drivers shouldn’t assume they're in the clear if immediate symptoms don’t appear.
“A lot of times, a driver will hit a pothole straight on and assume since they didn’t get a flat that there’s been no damage to the tire, rim or suspension,” Edmonds said.
He recommends getting the car aligned or at least inspected during the next oil change following a severe pothole hit.

“If something has been damaged in the suspension after smacking a pothole, you need to find that out rather that than waiting for a breakdown when you’ll pay towing fees in addition to having to fix the problem," Edmonds said.
Rich White, Executive director of the Car Care Council, says drivers should heed warning signs if they’ve recently hit a crater.
“If your car pulls in one direction instead of maintaining a straight path after you strike a pothole, that indicates an alignment problem,” he says. “You have the get that checked out because your alignment ensures safe handling of the car as well as keeping your tires in good condition over time. Also, if you feel a loss of control, if you feel the car bottoming out or bouncing excessively on rough roads, those are indicators that the steering and suspension may have been damaged---and that’s something you need to pay attention to, because both are key safety-related systems that determine your car’s ride and handling.”
Of course, it’s best not to hit a pothole in the first place.
Here's the advice White provided to help you avoid them, or minimize damage if you strike one.
Don’t tailgate
“If the driver in front of you hits a pothole, you’ll have a better chance to take evasive action if you’re not riding their rear bumper,” said White.
Slow down
Don't believe in the old wives tale that you could, in theory, "fly" over the pothole if you're going really fast. That might work in a movie but not in the real world. Most potholes are big enough to do damage even if you're traveling at highway speeds.
“When you hit a pothole at faster speeds, the damage can be far worse,” said White.
Puddles Contain Hidden Dangers
Use extreme caution when driving over puddles.
“They can conceal massive potholes,” said White.
This one rings especially true for me. Two years ago, one water-concealed pothole on a ramp took out both front and rear tires on the right side of my car.
The only benefit of the winter weather in this case is that sometimes a puddle can freeze to fill in a pothole temporarily. But don't count on it.
Hold the steering wheel tightly
Make sure you're holding the wheel so you don't lose control. A tight, two-handed grip is recommended.
“Hitting a pothole when you’ve got a loose grip on the wheel can snap the wheel left or right, and you into another car, or off the road,” White says.
If you’re going to hit a pothole, don’t brake into it
This is probably the most unorthodox piece of advice we've received about potholes so far, but it stands to reason.
“It can actually increase damage," said White. "Get off the brakes the moment before you hit and let the car absorb the blow.”
When you brake heavily, your car tends to nose dive. When you let off the brake, the car rocks back and you have more suspension travel over the front wheels. This is a good thing when you're going to do some crater exploring on your favorite road.
Alignments, Potholes Or Not
Tire Rack's Edmonds says it’s a good idea to get your car aligned after a severe winter regardless of whether or not you’ve struck a pothole.
“This winter has been brutal for drivers in the Midwest and northeast,” said Edmonds. “And your car may look fine at spring thaw. But when you drive faster in summer, that’s when you’ve really got to make sure your car is up to the task and has no post-winter alignment or tire issues.”\

:rolleyes:
Now, that was a Smok'in Article
:D~*

Space Feb 12, 2010 05:52 AM

Look'in 4 Pot in holes : )
 

I don't know ? I've looked in2 them & there was no `Pot :D:(:confused:
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Above driver holding & runs from Police
Has nothing 2 do with thread `Subject.

A pothole (sometimes called kettle and known in parts of the Western United States as a chuckhole) is a type of disruption in the surface of a roadway where a portion of the road material has broken away, leaving a hole. Most potholes are formed due to fatigue of the pavement surface. As fatigue fractures develop they typically interlock in a pattern known as "alligator cracking". The chunks of pavement between fatigue cracks are worked loose and may eventually be picked out of the surface by continued wheel loads, thus forming a pothole.
The formation of potholes is exacerbated by low temperatures, as water expands when it freezes to form ice, and puts greater stress on an already cracked pavement or road. Once a pothole forms, it grows through continued removal of broken chunks of pavement. If a pothole fills with water the growth may be accelerated, as the water 'washes away' loose particles of road surface as vehicles pass. In temperate climates, potholes tend to form most often during spring months when the subgrade is weak due to high moisture content. However, potholes are a frequent occurrence anywhere in the world, including in the tropics.
Potholes can grow to feet in width, though they usually only become a few inches deep, at most. If they become large enough, damage to tires and vehicle suspensions occurs.
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Space Feb 12, 2010 06:16 AM

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Guy just cruz'in down his highways & all of a Sudden
hit's a PotHole :eek:
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Stoner hits Pot Hole
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Space Feb 12, 2010 06:25 AM

Out Search'in for Pot Holes :D

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Out Search'in for Pot Heads
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Watch Out for that Pot
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Holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jomao_o Feb 12, 2010 01:49 PM

lol i like the gifs in this thread, thanks for the laughs Space.
I try to avoid pot holes , no matter what size.
You're right , it IS spine tingling.

TheMonteCarloKid Feb 12, 2010 02:02 PM

haha why is hilary's head on a black body and obama's wife's head is on a white body??

AwesomeSS Feb 12, 2010 02:53 PM

That gave me a good laugh!!

Space Feb 12, 2010 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by TheMonteCarloKid (Post 199848)
haha why is hilary's head on a black body and obama's wife's head is on a white body??

:rolleyes:
LOL, cause it's a comic animation :rolleyes: & the creator was of the gif was most likely `Stoned or Drunk : )~*
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Hi Jose, & `Amy, happy 2 read that it made U smile : ) That was my intent :eek: lol :D

Wish EveryOne a HappyDay/WeekEnd....watch out 4 the POT HEADS & HOLES while you travel your highways of `Life...."It's crazy out there" :eek: 4-Sure :D

03JGMonte Feb 12, 2010 04:39 PM

haha ahh this was deff good for some laughs

but i sure do hate pot holes

Space Feb 12, 2010 04:49 PM

Pot Holes are `free :eek:
Not Stopping will cost U Big `Time $$ :eek::D
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:rolleyes: Just roll'in by, didn't have time 2 STOP
in Marple TWP....2 eXpenSive 2 STOP :D
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Has any Member visited the MCF Zoo ?
Make Sure U read the signs :eek:
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There's just 2 many signs in this World...
Don't go that way...Stop...Don't Litter, Don't SPEED, Don't , Don't ~> Don't.....:mad::D
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Hope your pet has Stopped Smok'in' &
fall'in In2 Pot Holes : )


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