Boost slogans
I know everyone's got one. I saw a few of these here and there. Anyone got any more? I'm looking for a good one to make a few T-shirts. Which one do you thinks the best?
Forced Induction, turning people into angry, drunk,flat-broke, tool throwing mechanincs since 1950. Monte Carlo's are like hot women.Every guy wants one, some guys can't afford one, some guys can't handle one.... Boost, either you get it or you don't. VTEC...All of the lag, none of the turbo. Its like waiting for bad sex. 3.8, Half the size, twice the power. Accept it already. When the turbo spins, the bull**** ends. BOOST, and you thought crack was addicting. Monte Carlo's......cheap, fast, reliable.....Pick 2 but you can't have all 3. Speed kills, so drive a Honda and live forever. Mylug-nuts require more torque than your car makes. God created turbo lag to give V-8's a chance. Friends don't let friends drive slow cars. Boost, the replacment for displacment. Turbo lag is like 4-play. You know its coming, and its gonna be good. Turbo lag is a turbo's way of saying, "Are you sure you want to do this?" Your mother likes it turbocharged. My car whistles while its getting blown. When the headgasket pops, the monte carlo stops. When I'm spoolin , I'm schoolin Turbo lag isn't our handicap, its the one we give to you. Bore and stroke do matter, but it's the size of your head that counts. |
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ORIGINAL: MonteBoosto When the turbo spins, the bull**** ends. Mylug-nuts require more torque than your car makes. My car whistles while its getting blown. When the headgasket pops, the monte carlo stops. When I'm spoolin , I'm schoolin I got one for ya. But it helps if the car has Foose wheels, or has been modded by Foose. My car has boost and Foose, sayonara suckers! |
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LOL ~ Jessie ~ LOL The Beach `Bum's, & I luv'em...thanks :D [sm=gears.gif][sm=gears.gif] [sm=groupwave.gif][sm=groupwave.gif] "When the turbo spins, the bull**** ends, & you lose to MCF's Monte Boosto" |
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i like "my lugs require more torque than your car makes" "Friends don't let friends drive slow cars" and Speed kills, so drive a Honda and live forever.
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I love them all... I might end up getting a few of those as decals to put on my rear window :)
Thanks for all of those!!! :) -Keegan |
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All new to me, those were all awsome.
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Very cool!!
I've always liked: Na sucked, so I went out and got blown. Babies use the bottle, real men get blown. and one I just read the other week: 2 liters is a drink size, not and engine. |
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monteboosto....
if you want to make t-shirts out of these, it's easy I have a friend who does it and he does the designs If you ever want to do that, i can give you some designs |
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Allow me to make one up if you please....
My car sucks more than yours......NOS |
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GOT BOOST?
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