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Why men don't write advice columns

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Old 03-07-2008, 03:03 PM
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Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady
making
mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been
married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and
admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum
he
has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
anymore. Can you please help?
Yours sincerely, Sheila Usk


Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris
in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the
vacuum
pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the
problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low
delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Regards,
Walter
 
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Old 03-07-2008, 03:09 PM
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ROFLMAO![sm=roll.gif]
 
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Old 03-07-2008, 03:17 PM
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A year or so ago a Chevy Talk member posted a similar post.

We all laughed our @$$es off cause there was no mention of his wife having caught him with another woman. Only what was wrong with the car and how to fix it.

Good one, Becky. [sm=icon_cheers.gif]

 
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[align=center]LOL ~LOL Becky[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I agree, `men soon not do anything: )[/align][align=center]___________________________________________[/align]
 
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Dear Sheila,

I can help you out of this situation. First, the car is junk, but just to help you I'll give you $50 for it if you have it towed to my house.

Second, turn around is fair play. When you have your car towed to my house, dress yourself up and ride over here in the wrecker. Spend the weekend with me making mad, passionate love. That will make things even.

I'm glad I can be of helpin this situation. No need to thank me, but can you stop and get a 12 pack and a pizza on your way over?

Walter
 
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Old 03-07-2008, 05:03 PM
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Dear Sheila,

I can help you out of this situation. First, the car is junk, but just to help you I'll give you $50 for it if you have it towed to my house.

Second, turn around is fair play. When you have your car towed to my house, dress yourself up and ride over here in the wrecker. Spend the weekend with me making mad, passionate love. That will make things even.

I'm glad I can be of helpin this situation. No need to thank me, but can you stop and get a 12 pack and a pizza on your way over?

Walter
p.s. feel free to bring a girlfriend.
 
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What ya'll don't know is... Walter's newspaper column is called, "Ask the Mechanic"

Shelia just shared too much info... lol
 
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What ya'll don't know is... Walter's newspaper column is called, "Ask the Mechanic"

Shelia just shared too much info... lol
LOL, well that's an interesting twist.
 
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Old 03-07-2008, 06:13 PM
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What ya'll don't know is... Walter's newspaper column is called, "Ask the Mechanic"

Shelia just shared too much info... lol
Hey Craig, I hit your prayer link. I like Copeland and I've been to an Olsteen meeting, but I enjoy Jesse Duplantis a hundred times better, who wouldn't?
 
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What ya'll don't know is... Walter's newspaper column is called, "Ask the Mechanic"

Shelia just shared too much info... lol
Hey Craig, I hit your prayer link. I like Copeland and I've been to an Olsteen meeting, but I enjoy Jesse Duplantis a hundred times better, who wouldn't?
I hear he is really good... and I know this is hard to believe, but I have never seen or heard him. But I just went to his website and click on his archive broadcasts, and with in the first 60-seconds he talked about his partners and how much money they were contributing for his HD broadcast and asked for more money. Sorry, but that turns me off.Preach to me,I'll open my wallet and give. No need to ask. Biggest reason I like Joel, he does his thing, and at the last minute or two they mention what books he has for sale,ticket sales for personal appearances, and they show an address where you can send money, butthey never ask for a dime, yet he probablygets the most money ofall the television ministries.

But again, l hearJesse is really good, and I know a lot of people that think he is the best! So by all means, stick withhim andenjoy!!!
 

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