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How 2 Mess Up A Monte

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:53 PM
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No need to say a word just take a look for your self.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/1144978527.html
 
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:57 PM
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Oh that poor car.

Somebody please buy that car and rescue it!
 
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:59 PM
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Burn it with fire!
 
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dale3goodwrench
No need to say a word just take a look for your self.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/1144978527.html



you're right - i'm speechless.
 
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:27 AM
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wow.
best quote from that amazingly long run on sentence: "starts up fine every time i crank it may need a new carb has stock quadrajet i might put a elderbok on it this weekend"

elderbok?
When did iron chef sell his old pots and pans? and when did they become a car part? and last but not least, is that elderbok street legal?! at least its used to taking open flame, so we know it can handle engine temps!

i crack myself up. lol.

we could turn that car into a superswamper with that lift!
 
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That is so sad....yes! we must burn it to rid it of its misery!
 
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Originally Posted by Dale3goodwrench
No need to say a word just take a look for your self.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/1144978527.html

Thank You Member: Dale3goodwrench,

The above violations of the Monte Carlo has been
turned over to the
Monte Carlo Abuse Center
for
Investigation.
Upon completion of investigation, if owner is found
guility of violations We confiscate their Monte
and transfer it to a loving owner.
We work covertly.
We are in constant Search for Abused Monte's.
Several prior owners are now walking.
"If you don't love `it, we don't want U driv'in a
Monte Carlo"
Thank you for your Report.

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Old 04-29-2009, 07:07 AM
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That poor poor car. I feel so bad for it. It is definitely unloved and unappreciated, poor baby.
 
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someone just put a little to much love into their monte, but at least he did what he wanted to it!
 
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:25 AM
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take off the wheels and paint it black and it might be hell of allot better
 

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